What's Not ?: 2012

Sunday 22 April 2012

Tuesday 17 April 2012

An office boy !!!

A jobless man applied for the position of ‘office boy’ at a very big firm.

The HR manager interviewed him, then a test: clean the floor. “You are hired” he said, give me your email address, and I’ll send you the application to fill, as well as when you will start. The man replied “I don’t have a computer, neither an email”.

I’m sorry, said the HR manager, if you don’t have an email that means you do not exist. And who doesn’t exist, cannot have the job. The man left with no hope at all. He didn’t know what to do, with only $10 US in his pocket.

He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10 KG tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He repeated the operation 3 times, and returned home with $60 US. The man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubles or triples every day. Shortly later, he bought a cart, then a truck, and then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles.

5 years later, the man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US. He started to plan his family’s future, and decided to have a life insurance.

He called an insurance broker, and chooses a protection plan. When the conversation was concluded, the broker asked him his email. The man replied: ‘I don’t have an email’. The broker replied curiously, you don’t have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an empire. Do you imagine what you could have been if you had an email?

The man thought for a while, and replied: an office boy!

The moral of this story:

1: Internet is not the solution to your life.
2: If you don’t have internet and you work hard you can be a millionaire.
3: If you received this message by email, you are closer to be an office boy, rather than a MILLIONAIRE.

Tomorrow never comes !

It happens, right ?

I used to do this earlier !

Accepted !

Best Friends !

Correct !

Wednesday 11 April 2012

Earthquake effect !!!

My relatives in Chennai and Kakinada felt tremors of the quake...
We are getting ready to face any quake if it hits bengaluru !!! --- though there are very little chances..
Let us see what the news says :

Indonesia issued atsunami warning on Wednesday after anearthquake with a preliminary magnitude of 8.9 hit waters off westernmost Aceh province.
People on Twitter said tremors were felt in Singapore, Thailand, Malaysia and India. High-rise apartments and offices on Malaysia's west coast shook for at least a minute.

The Pacific Tsunami Warning Center in Hawaii said a tsunami watch was in effect for Indonesia, India, Sri Lanka, Australia, Myanmar, Thailand, the Maldives and other Indian Ocean islands, Malaysia, Pakistan, Somalia, Oman, Iran, Bangladesh, Kenya, South Africa and Singapore.

A tsunami watch means there is the potential for a tsunami, not that one is imminent.

The US Geological Survey said the powerful quake was centered 20 miles (33 kilometers) beneath the ocean floor around 308 miles (495 kilometers) from Aceh's provincial capital.

An official at Indonesia's Meteorology and Geophysics Agency who goes by only one name, said a tsunami warning has been issued.

Indonesia straddles a series of fault lines that makes the vast island nation prone to volcanic and seismic activity.

A giant 9.1-magnitude quake off the country on Dec. 26, 2004, triggered a tsunami in the Indian Ocean that killed 230,000 people, nearly three quarter of them in Aceh.

Tuesday 27 March 2012

Very Interesting naming of our Indian States........... Incredible India

Large state: maha rastra

Place of king: raja sthan
Queen field: rani khet
Mr. city: sri nagar
Rhythm of eyes: naini tal
Face: surat
Unmarried gal: kanya kumari
God's state: hari dwar
Brick city: ita nagar
Saint hair: rishi kesh
Call end: kol kata
No zip: chen nai
Come on sun: arun aa chal
Come in evning: aa saam
Go n come: go a
and finally do drama: kar natak

How do you wait for a BUS

London

Rome

Atlanta

Stockholm

Frankfurt

Brasil

Milan

Dubai

Paris

Berlin

Hamburg

Athens

New York

Venice

Portugal

Switzerland

Mumbai

YouTube Space Lab

India's Sachin S. Kukke is the Asia-Pacific region winner and one of the six global winners of the YouTube Space Lab 2012 contest for young people to design experiments that could be performed in outer space.

The winners of the contest by YouTube and Lenovo, in cooperation with Space Adventures, NASA, ESA (European Space Agency), and JAXA (Japan Aerospace Exploration Agency) were announced at a ceremony at the Newseum here Friday.

Thursday 22 March 2012

enjoy it now !

Yesterday is History,

Tomorrow is a Mistory,

Today is a gift....

That is why it is called - the present moment !!!

Tuesday 13 March 2012

A Shweet Story (:

A 4 year Old kid kept telling his teacher about his baby sis who was going to be born because he was very excited about it...

1day his mom made him feel d baby's movement by placing his palm on her stomach..

D Kid didnt say anything..

From that day onwards he stopped telling his teacher about his baby sis.

1day when his teacher enquired about his baby sis..

D boy's eyes were filled with tears
He replied...
"My Mummy ate it" :( xD