Brain fooood !!!!!!!!!

Ravi and Kush decided to play one game of Chess every day over the entire month of April. Since Ravi was experienced, it was decided that if Ravi won the game, then Kush will pay him Rs 20; however if he lost, he will pay Kush Rs 30. At the end of the month, it was calculated that no one owed the other any money. How many games did each of them win?

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Answer

The month of April has 30 days.
Hence, Ravi and Kush played a total of 30 games, out of which, Ravi won 12 games and Kush won 18 games!

omg !!!! wont it be an accident ?

A truck driver was going the wrong way on a one-way road. A traffic policeman saw this but didn’t say anything or fine him. Why?

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It is mentioned that the “truck driver” was going and not the “truck”. Thus, the driver was walking down the road, which is not an offence!

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Puncture !

A man decided to drive his car all the way from Delhi to Bengaluru. Just as he was about to start, he noticed that one of his tyres had a puncture. Undeterred, he still managed to drive the whole way without getting it fixed. How did he do that?

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It was his spare tyre that was punctured.

Brain Food !

There are five friends – Ajay, Ajit, Anirudh, Anirban and Anuradha. Ajay is older than Ajit. Anirudh is older than Anirban but younger than Anuradha. Anirban is older than Ajit. Anuradha is younger than Ajay. How can they be arranged in the descending order of their heights?

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ANSWER

The four statements can be written as:
Ajay > Ajit
Anuradha > Anirudh > Anirban
Anirban > Ajit
Ajay > Anuradha

Hence, the friends can be arranged in descending order of their heights as:
Ajay > Anuradha > Anirudh > Anirban > Ajit

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funny !

TEACHER    : Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
brother's.                 Did you copy his?
DESMOND   : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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TEACHER    : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people
are no longer       interested?
PUPIL          : A teacher.

ha ha ha !

TEACHER   : Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY      : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER   : Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN        :  I is...
TEACHER   : No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
ELLEN          : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER    : "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY      : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day,
same time."
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TEACHER    : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't
punish him?"
JOHNNY      : "Because George still had the ax in his hand."
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TEACHER    : Now, ! Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before
eating?
SAM            : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

Kids think faster ! and cute tooo !

TEACHER    : Why are you late?
WEBSTER      : Because of the sign.
TEACHER       : What sign
WEBSTER      : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER   : Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the
floor?
CINDY         : You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
have ten years ago.
WILLIE    : Me!

Electric Train

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks." The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."