Datura II Lovely flowers !

Burst out laughing !

PROFESSOR
A professor to tintumon: "what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?"
Tintumon: "JIMBALAKDI PAMBA"
professor: "I don’t understand anything"
Tintumon: "same 2 you"


PTA Meeting
Tintumon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school tomorrow…..
Dad: Wat do u mean by a small PTA meeting ?
Tintumon: its… just u, me & the Principal !


Techy Tintumon
Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking..
Tintumon:Declare the variable TITANIC as float…!

Tintumon very funny !

Father and tintumon were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo.
The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and tintumon was taking it all in with a serious expression.
"Dad," tinumon said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up …"
"Yes, son?" the father said expectantly.
"What bus should I take home?" Tintumon finished.


Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He wrote"Drive carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the teachers"


Prof.: Chemical symbol of Barium?
Tintumon:BA
Prof.: For Sodium?
Tintumon:NA
Prof.: What will we get if 1 atom of Barium & 2 atoms of Sodium combines?
Tintumon:"BANANA"

Tintumon hahaha !

Dad to Tintumon: When I beat you how did you control your anger?
Tintumon: I start cleaning the washbasin.
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Tintumon: I clean it with your tooth brush.


Dad: Do u know how 2 swim?
Tintumon: No.
Dad: A dog is better than u! It can swim.
Tintumon: So do u know how 2 swim?
Dad: For sure!
Tintumon: Then, what's the difference between u and a dog?


Tintumon called FM radio & said
"I've found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur….
Radio jocky :How honest ….so you want to return his purse…?
Tintumon :no……. i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him…

The Apple Family !

Coffee Art !

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Habitable ‘super-Earth’ found

The most Earth-like planet ever discovered is orbiting a Sun-like star 600 light years away, every 290 days. US’s Nasa (National Aeronautics and Space Administration) said the Kepler space telescope confirmed its first-ever planet — Kepler-22b — in a habitable zone outside our solar system. It is 2.4 times the size of the Earth, putting it in a class known as “super-Earths”.
“We have now got good planet confirmation with Kepler-22b,” said Bill Borucki, Kepler principal investigator at Nasa Ames Research Center. “We are certain that it is in the habitable zone and if it has a surface, it ought to have a nice temperature,” he said.
Kepler-22b sits in its star’s so-called “habitable zone”, the region where liquid water could exist on the surface. Studies are on to determine if the planet is solid, like Earth,
or more gaseous like Neptune. If Kepler-22b has a surface and a cushion of atmosphere similar to Earth’s, its surface temperature would be about 22 degrees Celsius, about the same as a spring day in Earth’s temperate zone. AGENCIES Kepler uncovered 1,094 exoplanets.
We don’t know anything about the planets between Earth-size and Neptune-size because in our solar system we have no examples of such planets. We don’t know what fraction are going to be rocky, what fraction are going to be water worlds, what fraction are ice worlds. We have no idea until we measure one and see,” said San Jose State University astronomer Natalie Batalha, deputy science team lead for the Kepler Space Telescope that discovered the star.
The planet’s first “transit”, or star crossover, was captured shortly after Nasa launched its Kepler spacecraft in March 2009. French astronomers earlier this year confirmed the first rocky exoplanet to meet key requirements for sustaining life. But Kepler-22b is the first the US space agency has been able to confirm.
Confirmation means that astronomers have seen the planet crossing in front of its star three times. It doesn’t, however, mean that astronomers know whether life actually exists there, just that such planets have the right distance from their star to support water, plus a suitable temperature and atmosphere to support life.
Kepler is Nasa’s first mission in search of Earth-like planets orbiting suns similar to ours, and cost the US space agency about $600 million.
Nasa announced that Kepler has uncovered 1,094 more potential planets, twice the number it previously had been tracking. AGENCIES

Brain Teaser

What is the missing number in the following series?

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Consider 3 terms of the series at a time:
20 – 5 = 15      (20, 5, 15)
22 – 6 = 16      (22, 6, 16)
24 – 7 = 17      (24, 7, 17)
26 – 8 = 18      (26, 8, 18)

sorry

can u find them as 4 ?

Brain fooood !!!!!!!!!

Ravi and Kush decided to play one game of Chess every day over the entire month of April. Since Ravi was experienced, it was decided that if Ravi won the game, then Kush will pay him Rs 20; however if he lost, he will pay Kush Rs 30. At the end of the month, it was calculated that no one owed the other any money. How many games did each of them win?

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The month of April has 30 days.
Hence, Ravi and Kush played a total of 30 games, out of which, Ravi won 12 games and Kush won 18 games!

omg !!!! wont it be an accident ?

A truck driver was going the wrong way on a one-way road. A traffic policeman saw this but didn’t say anything or fine him. Why?

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It is mentioned that the “truck driver” was going and not the “truck”. Thus, the driver was walking down the road, which is not an offence!

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Puncture !

A man decided to drive his car all the way from Delhi to Bengaluru. Just as he was about to start, he noticed that one of his tyres had a puncture. Undeterred, he still managed to drive the whole way without getting it fixed. How did he do that?

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It was his spare tyre that was punctured.

Brain Food !

There are five friends – Ajay, Ajit, Anirudh, Anirban and Anuradha. Ajay is older than Ajit. Anirudh is older than Anirban but younger than Anuradha. Anirban is older than Ajit. Anuradha is younger than Ajay. How can they be arranged in the descending order of their heights?

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The four statements can be written as:
Ajay > Ajit
Anuradha > Anirudh > Anirban
Anirban > Ajit
Ajay > Anuradha

Hence, the friends can be arranged in descending order of their heights as:
Ajay > Anuradha > Anirudh > Anirban > Ajit

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funny !

TEACHER    : Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
brother's.                 Did you copy his?
DESMOND   : No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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TEACHER    : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people
are no longer       interested?
PUPIL          : A teacher.

ha ha ha !

TEACHER   : Tommy, why do you always get so dirty?
TOMMY      : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER   : Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN        :  I is...
TEACHER   : No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
ELLEN          : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER    : "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
JOHNNY      : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day,
same time."
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TEACHER    : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't
punish him?"
JOHNNY      : "Because George still had the ax in his hand."
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TEACHER    : Now, ! Sam, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before
eating?
SAM            : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

Kids think faster ! and cute tooo !

TEACHER    : Why are you late?
WEBSTER      : Because of the sign.
TEACHER       : What sign
WEBSTER      : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER   : Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the
floor?
CINDY         : You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
have ten years ago.
WILLIE    : Me!

Electric Train

A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks." The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen."