Kids think faster ! and cute tooo !

TEACHER    : Why are you late?
WEBSTER      : Because of the sign.
TEACHER       : What sign
WEBSTER      : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER   : Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the
floor?
CINDY         : You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER: Willie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
have ten years ago.
WILLIE    : Me!